Population | 888 million |
Capital | the rather filthy place |
Currency | scram |
Animal | frog |
The Dictatorship of ScrambiddlyBongdoogle is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 888 million ScrambiddlyBongdooglies are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the rather filthy place. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong ScrambiddlyBongdooglan economy, worth 92.5 trillion scrams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,176 scrams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Maxtopian villagers starve by the time ScrambiddlyBongdooglan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ScrambiddlyBongdoogle's national animal is the frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
ScrambiddlyBongdoogle is ranked 204,219th in the world and 686th in Concord for Safest, scoring 37.71 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : ScrambiddlyBongdoogle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : ScrambiddlyBongdoogle was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Springgston.
- : ScrambiddlyBongdoogle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive, Most Patriotic, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : ScrambiddlyBongdoogle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in ScrambiddlyBongdoogle, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
- : Following new legislation in ScrambiddlyBongdoogle, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in ScrambiddlyBongdoogle, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
- : Following new legislation in ScrambiddlyBongdoogle, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time ScrambiddlyBongdooglan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in ScrambiddlyBongdoogle, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Leader's portrait.
- : Following new legislation in ScrambiddlyBongdoogle, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Mechanocracy, Southwestern Federal Republic, and Council of Feathers.