The Free Land of ScotlandSerenity is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.894 billion ScotlandSerenityians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ScotlandSerenity City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ScotlandSerenityian economy, worth a remarkable 2,913 trillion Funs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,818 Funs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the official ScotlandSerenityian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, future leaders of ScotlandSerenity regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail. Crime is totally unknown. ScotlandSerenity's national animal is the Iriomote Wild Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ScotlandSerenity is ranked 151,830^th in the world and 18^th in Krillin for Most Patriotic, with 8.89 flags saluted per person per day.