The Monarch Republic of Sbulandia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Sk with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.295 billion Sbulandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldenwall. The average income tax rate is 57.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sbulandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,068 trillion Septims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 283,603 Septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and the government has the power to seize property at will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sbulandia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Skism.

Sbulandia is ranked 151,383^rd in the world and 5,840^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 743.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.