The Corporate Imperium of Satn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Irene IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.564 billion Satinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta. The average income tax rate is 7.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Satinese economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion Köinsterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 250,441 Köinsterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, many friends and relatives of Empress Irene IV have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Satn's national animal is the Augustine Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Satn is ranked 233,708^th in the world and 25^th in Valaryia for Safest, scoring 18.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.