The Constitutional Monarchy of Sasquatchistanz is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Durpy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.705 billion Sasquatchistanzians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunfuuck. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sasquatchistanzian economy, worth 110 trillion Quatches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 64,847 Quatches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the government pours millions of Quatches into rehabilitation programs annually, and education is transforming people into first-rate snobs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sasquatchistanz's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sasquatchistanz is ranked 22,293^rd in the world and 1,252^nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 88 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.