The Federal Republic of Samoung is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.626 billion Samoungians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bananopolis. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samoungian economy, worth 177 trillion Samoung Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,159 Samoung Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samoung's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Samoung is ranked 34,044^th in the world and 93^rd in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 844.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.