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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22ndMost Influential: 274thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,387th
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Saarenmaa

Population1.393 billion

CapitalNosturi
LeaderMadis Kallas

CurrencyEuro
AnimalSeal

The Republic of Saarenmaa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Madis Kallas with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.393 billion Saarenmaans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nosturi. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saarenmaan economy, worth 154 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,810 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and students do more community service than homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saarenmaa's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Saarenmaa is ranked 273,660th in the world and 1,264th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 0.66 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 22ndMost Influential: 274thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,387thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,014thMost Pacifist: 5,335thSafest: 5,682ndNicest Citizens: 7,696thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,305thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,551stMost Inclusive: 12,173rdBest Weather: 12,290thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,280thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,049thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 14,995thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,274thLowest Crime Rates: 15,960thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,625thMost Developed: 16,776thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,343rdHealthiest Citizens: 19,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,001stMost Beautiful Environments: 20,013thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,244thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,531stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,553rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,353rdSmartest Citizens: 25,847thLargest Governments: 25,863rdMost Efficient Economies: 26,329thMost Cultured: 28,149thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,172nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 100th in the regionSafest: 108th in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionMost Pacifist: 117th in the region

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