Population | 19.691 billion |
Capital | Florence |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | eagle |
The KickAss Corrections Officers of SORT is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.691 billion SORTans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florence. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient SORTan economy, worth a remarkable 2,213 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,419 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the SORTan military unleashed its biological weapons, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SORT's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
SORT is ranked 255,234th in the world and 5,635th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.9 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SORT was endorsed by The Sunset Republic of Polgaria.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sechiole.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Caelestis Anatis of CzechoSaxony.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : SORT was endorsed by Boylover.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
- : SORT was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : SORT was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments and Highest Economic Output, and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
- : SORT was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 195 » Shibutani, Filibustra, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Great Bights Mum, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Kwaj, Wolffoxia, Koda-Land, Corfad, Former English Colony, Varisland, Kranostav, Omnistria, Dreadton, Radicaster, North Bratislava, Chipoli, Unshleepd, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Regallio, The Zheng Dynasty, TheLandOfFunFunFun, The Arverni Lands, Ethnon, New Trisone, The Austro Germanic Union, Harjad, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Xagill, Wilkshire, Inspiratus, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Austro-Bavarian States, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Laforeia, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Wineclaw, and 145 others.Jeltronian WA Mission, PotatoFarmers, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Oannia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Simone Republic, Etanur, Nationeer, Votak Matim, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, KAP03land, Maott, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Laurendon, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, Empy, Valentine Z, Idotistanistan, Kingdom of Time, Rinadia, Dakota Territories, DarkMondoria, Yokciq Empire, Singamadri, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Unsophisticate, Petronellania, Alire, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Coders, Libaga, Ovekisu, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, The Jerichowan Country, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, Bodhisva, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Izern, Amdupe, Mystiquelle, Tugupaw, Ijo, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Republiqueducroissant, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, New Bismuthium, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Sapien-Zustand, Segesta, Arucaria, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Halsoni, Luminerra, Arostica, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Germanic Cat, Eludmonden, Kainin, Myth Of Saints, Fragrancia, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Eralan, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, Avistonia, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Aneth, Tanbearia, Northern Tatria, Davidianian, Dillimore, Zyropia, Northern Zorbrasnka, Tragesch Firwat, Bhadeshistan, Stal Valley, Hikki, CzechoSaxony, Sechiole, and Polgaria.