by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,964thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,142nd
The Theocracy of
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Rymrgand

Population2.879 billion

CapitalHarbinger's Watch
LeaderVatnir

CurrencyDice
AnimalSloth

The Theocracy of Rymrgand is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vatnir with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.879 billion Rymrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harbinger's Watch. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rymrgandian economy, worth 348 trillion Dices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 121,176 Dices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people's love for Vatnir is little more than self-preservation, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, and criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rymrgand's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rymrgand is ranked 6,006th in the world and 16th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,473.29 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,964thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,142ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,433rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,802ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,006thNicest Citizens: 6,194thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,618thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,328thMost Pacifist: 8,565thMost Inclusive: 9,229thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,673rdMost Developed: 10,647thHighest Food Quality: 10,725thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,838thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,073rdBest Weather: 11,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,709thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,000thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,377thHealthiest Citizens: 12,909thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,674thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,800thSmartest Citizens: 14,114thLowest Crime Rates: 14,202ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,990thLargest Governments: 16,120thMost Cultured: 16,878thSafest: 18,070thMost Income Equality: 18,332ndMost Influential: 18,637thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,695th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rymrgand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
  • : Rymrgand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Rymrgand, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
  • : Following new legislation in Rymrgand, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Rymrgand, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Rymrgand, the people's love for Vatnir is little more than self-preservation.
  • : Following new legislation in Rymrgand, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
  • : Rymrgand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Rymrgand, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Rymrgand, all you have to do is pray to get into Rymrgand.

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