The Federal Republic of Rulsolia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Secretary John Abraham with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.032 billion Rulsoians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rulbona. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rulsoian economy, worth a remarkable 1,429 trillion Rulas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,323 Rulas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rulsolia's national animal is the Yellow-tailed Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sunhaism.

Rulsolia is ranked 3,196^th in the world and 3^rd in Astoria for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,393.58 on the Clooney Contribution Index.