The Dictatorship of Rovonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lorna Kuusekraater with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.885 billion Rovonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tallinn. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Rovonian economy, worth 267 trillion Rovonian kroons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,755 Rovonian kroons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the government has enacted freedom of information, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, and sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rovonia's national animal is the Brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rovonia is ranked 104,331^st in the world and 5,046^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.