The United Socialist States of Rossortsy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Soviet with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 3.548 billion Rossortsyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primum Oppidum. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rossortsyian economy, worth 465 trillion Preciums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,070 Preciums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Rossortsy's border, the government pours millions of Preciums into rehabilitation programs annually, public parks are littered with cigarette butts, and the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rossortsy's national animal is the Giant Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rossortsy is ranked 9,731^st in the world and 11^th in USSR for Safest, scoring 121.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.