The Federation of Rosopha is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 943 million Rosophans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of honara. The average income tax rate is 11.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rosophan economy, worth 50.6 trillion loyays a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,616 loyays, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Rosopha's new capital, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, and health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water. Crime is well under control. Rosopha's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rosopha is ranked 181,459^th in the world and 3,919^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.