The Queendom of Rooberia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 337 million Roobers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Punishment Time. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rooberian economy, worth 39.0 trillion Roobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 115,651 Roobs, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent, the justice of Rooberia is considered superior to that of other nations, citizens are grown in vats, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rooberia's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rooberia is ranked 275,345^th in the world and 9^th in Redacted for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.41 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.