The Republic of Rommandia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 203 million Rommandis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rommandinian economy, worth 13.5 trillion Crozzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,742 Crozzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', concussed Peruvian Cavyball players cannot remember their lineup position, and the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rommandia's national animal is the Peruvian Cavy.

Rommandia is ranked 80,773^rd in the world and 84^th in Talonia for Most Patriotic, with 17.5 flags saluted per person per day.