The Kingdom of Rhamenia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Norman II with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.01 billion Rhamenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Hayden. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Rhamenian economy, worth 64.0 trillion Rhamenian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,412 Rhamenian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, R-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rhamenia's national animal is the Rhamenian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Rhamenia is ranked 127,046^th in the world and 1,786^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 12.67 flags saluted per person per day.