The Empire of Rezreks is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Arzokgor with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.344 billion Rezreksese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xarokzar. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Rezreksese economy, worth 96.8 trillion zurts a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,313 zurts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, Emperor Arzokgor's support among single young men has drooped slightly, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rezreks's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mirism.

Rezreks is ranked 73,066^th in the world and 82^nd in The Western Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.