The Kingdom of Remoutisland is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 340 million Remoutislandics are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Remoutislandic economy, worth 19.0 trillion dollar-rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,959 dollar-rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, money grows on trees, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Remoutisland's national animal is the White Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Remoutisland is ranked 69,600^th in the world and 121^st in KAISERREICH for Most Patriotic, with 20.22 flags saluted per person per day.