Population | 2.623 billion |
Capital | Ramones City |
Leader | Reech |
Currency | Updog |
Animal | squirrel |
The Republic of Reechonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Reech with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.623 billion Reechonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ramones City. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Reechonian economy, worth 303 trillion Updogs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,896 Updogs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Reechonia, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reechonia's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Reechonia is ranked 10,966th in the world and 621st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 115 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Reechonia was endorsed by The 🐈 Kingdom of New Rogernomics.
- : Following new legislation in Reechonia, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
- : Following new legislation in Reechonia, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in Reechonia, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Reechonia.
- : Following new legislation in Reechonia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
- : Following new legislation in Reechonia, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
- : Following new legislation in Reechonia, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
- : Following new legislation in Reechonia, procrastination is a national sport.
- : Following new legislation in Reechonia, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
- : Following new legislation in Reechonia, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 13 » Treadwellia, Debussy, The Sigometh Dynasty, Oppalli, The Emerald Union, Custadia, Zapadni Srpski entitet, Wang Yao, Los Pedrios, Juba, Caellip Major, Iron Alliance, and New Rogernomics.