The Armed Republic of Redeye is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 278 million Redeyeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Redeyean economy, worth 17.5 trillion Vons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,875 Vons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Redeyean democracy, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Redeye's national animal is the Rey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Redeye is ranked 119,483^rd in the world and 661^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 13.38 flags saluted per person per day.