The Kingdom of Rajpoot is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prithviraj Chauhan with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.342 billion Rajputs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ajmer. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rajpootian economy, worth 884 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 165,629 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, supervisors in Rajpoot commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rajpoot's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Rajpoot is ranked 12,559^th in the world and 709^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 109 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.