The Kingdom of Racctopia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.399 billion Racctopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.

The Racctopian economy, worth 72.6 trillion rocks a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,910 rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, justice is blinding, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Racctopia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Racctopia is ranked 45,725^th in the world and 6^th in Adaven for Highest Food Quality, scoring 35.59 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.