The Kingdom of RSE is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 687 million Suzarianos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cidadela de Porto Belo. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong RSEian economy, worth 45.0 trillion Dragrars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,453 Dragrars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Much of RSE's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RSE's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RSE is ranked 104,176^th in the world and 2,543^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 14.68 flags saluted per person per day.