The Dominion of Qentazi is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Harren Froks with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory vegetarianism, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.208 billion Qentazians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jupiter City. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Qentazian economy, worth 177 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,196 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even God cannot save you in Qentazi, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, and citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qentazi's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Qentazi is ranked 56,654^th in the world and 2,989^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.