The Grand Batarate of Qamari is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High Priestess Luna with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 4.012 billion Qamaria enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polla. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Qamarian economy, worth 393 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,094 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, most ambassadors from Qamari retire only a few years after being appointed, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qamari's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Chioni.

Qamari is ranked 258,444^th in the world and 69^th in Violetia for Most Patriotic, with 1.37 flags saluted per person per day.