The Free Land of Psilocyberio is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chonky Boi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.413 billion Psilocyberions are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cubensis. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Psilocyberioan economy, worth 158 trillion Cubes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,870 Cubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown. Psilocyberio's national animal is the Mushroom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Psilocyberio is ranked 162,690^th in the world and 105^th in Gay for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 458.51 on the Gilded Widget Scale.