The Terrifying Abyssal Presence of Premedite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Azazel with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.718 billion Subjects are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloodstone. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Legionary economy, worth a remarkable 4,647 trillion Continentals a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,975 Continentals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Premedite's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Providence.

Premedite is ranked 276,429^th in the world and 183^rd in Hell for Safest, scoring 6.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.