The Confederative Queendom of Precceton is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 590 million Preccetonites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byrn. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Preccé economy, worth 55.7 trillion Prens a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,415 Prens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins, interest in globalism never flags, and dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Precceton's national animal is the Giant salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Precceton is ranked 56,484^th in the world and 44^th in Talonia for Most Patriotic, with 24.84 flags saluted per person per day.