The Holy Empire of Pravoslavi is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 127 million Pravoslavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Pravoslavian economy, worth 6.37 trillion Grivnas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,146 Grivnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most people learn to drive on crash courses, Pravoslavi City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, and computers are widely considered to be the "devil magic of heathens". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pravoslavi's national animal is the Pravoslavian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pravoslavi is ranked 61,699^th in the world and 40^th in Palatine for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.