The Theocracy of Potatopelago is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 272 million Potatopelagoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ventspils. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Potatopelagic economy, worth 18.1 trillion Paktontas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 66,709 Paktontas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, the Potato Partridge is a protected species, and thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Potatopelago's national animal is the Potato Partridge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potatopelago is ranked 281,385^th in the world and 1,325^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 0.49 flags saluted per person per day.