The The Dead Freak nation of of Potatoes2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Great idk Man with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.133 billion Soul Eaters are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Francisco. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Potatoes2ian economy, worth 62.8 trillion Souls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,429 Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, and the weather in San Francisco is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potatoes2's national animal is the Satan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Death and war.

Potatoes2 is ranked 111,892^nd in the world and 75^th in Hell for Safest, scoring 77.48 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.