The United Republic of Plagriu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Dinski Digient Dixon with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.611 billion Plagriuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimber City. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Plagriuan economy, worth 538 trillion Puris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,158 Puris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures, and international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Plagriu's national animal is the Dragnor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Plagriu is ranked 115,055^th in the world and 403^rd in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 75.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.