The Democratic People's Republic of Pindorama-Brasil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Antônio Antares with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.997 billion Brazilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasília. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brazilian economy, worth 267 trillion itajus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 134,073 itajus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, and the news is showing footage of President Antônio Antares bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pindorama-Brasil's national animal is the spotted jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pindorama-Brasil is ranked 226,447^th in the world and 948^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 3.31 flags saluted per person per day.