The Holy Empire of Phasedoria is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 538 million Phasedorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zasrgard. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Phasedorian economy, worth 37.4 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,489 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phasedoria's national animal is the Bearded Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Phasedoria is ranked 203,605^th in the world and 239^th in Wintreath for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.