The Democratic Republic of Pepsitopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel Bragg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.672 billion Pepsitopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepsitopia City. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pepsitopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,969 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A soldier's body is a temple, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, and criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pepsitopia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Pepsitopia is ranked 278,393^rd in the world and 6,742^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.56 flags saluted per person per day.