The Futuristic Utopia of Papolikayf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by William Iskandar with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.669 billion Papolikayfians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valmar. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Papolikayfian economy, worth a remarkable 2,417 trillion Gils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,255 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Papolikayf's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Theism.

Papolikayf is ranked 4,295^th in the world and 210^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 133.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.