The Federal Republic of Pachecos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Foxer with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.502 billion Pachecos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pachyeco. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pacheco economy, worth 180 trillion Pacoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,197 Pacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foxer's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pachecos's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pachecos is ranked 84,806^th in the world and 841^st in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 16.89 flags saluted per person per day.