The Constitutional Monarchy of Ozlumen is a large, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 79 million Ozlumen are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.9%.

The strong Ozlumenian economy, worth 5.54 trillion Soda Caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,152 Soda Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

When people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, glamping Ozlumen won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ozlumen's national animal is the Purple Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ozlumen is ranked 32,218^th in the world and 39^th in Philosophers for Safest, scoring 108.38 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.