The Holy of Ovekisu is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by a head of lettuce with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.787 billion Ovekisuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of best city. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ovekisuan economy, worth 533 trillion big macs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,793 big macs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ovekisu's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cow.

Ovekisu is ranked 11,850^th in the world and 530^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.