The Republic of Orsmond is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 480 million Orsmondians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 25.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orsmondian economy, worth 45.0 trillion Orsmondian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,827 Orsmondian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Orsmond's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Orsmond is ranked 76,834^th in the world and 2,468^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.