The Armed Republic of Orangino is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Orangino with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.114 billion Oranginoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orangino City. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Oranginoan economy, worth 211 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,455 Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is totally unknown. Orangino's national animal is the Blue Footed Booby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orangino is ranked 87,395^th in the world and 4,314^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.