The Kingdom of Oflia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Leonard Redwyvern with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.866 billion Oflians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anker. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oflian economy, worth 393 trillion Flias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,820 Flias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Wild Eagle sacrifices, and it is illegal to liberate slaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oflia's national animal is the Wild Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Celestia.

Oflia is ranked 248,739^th in the world and 152^nd in The Western Isles for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.7 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.