The United Kingdom of Oceania-America is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister James Tremblay with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 8.394 billion Oceanian-Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanian-American economy, worth a remarkable 2,380 trillion Oceanian-American Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 283,551 Oceanian-American Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, and Oceania-America's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oceania-America's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Oceania-America.

Oceania-America is ranked 3,676^th in the world and 155^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 63.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.