The Christian Worker Republic of Novorussia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Great Unifier with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.042 billion Eurasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Omsk. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Novorussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,147 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,889 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novorussia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Novorussia is ranked 17,444^th in the world and 992^nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 96 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.