The Commonwealth of Not-Brittania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Vig Newton with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.469 billion Brittons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corbyndon. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Non-Brittonic economy, worth a remarkable 1,214 trillion Britonnic Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,891 Britonnic Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not-Brittania's national animal is the Corbyndian Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Not-Brittania is ranked 171,764^th in the world and 115^th in Empire of Great Britain for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 620.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.