The Empire of Norway-sweden-finland is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.829 billion Norway-sweden-finlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondheim. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Norway-sweden-finlandian economy, worth 391 trillion goldbacks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,977 goldbacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Norway-sweden-finlandian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and atheists on vacation find christrinanity's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norway-sweden-finland's national animal is the viking, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is christrinanity.

Norway-sweden-finland is ranked 25,425^th in the world and 1^st in Aphmau for Safest, scoring 111.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.