Population | 5.857 billion |
Capital | Südwaldstadt |
Leader | Bundeskanzler Lutz Ostwalder |
Currency | Walder |
Animal | Baummarder |
The Republic of Nordwald is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Bundeskanzler Lutz Ostwalder with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.857 billion Nordwaldians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Südwaldstadt. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Nordwaldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Walders a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,843 Walders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordwald's national animal is the Baummarder, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nordwald is ranked 275,798th in the world and 5,989th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.62 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nordwald was endorsed by The Federation of Gragadoia.
- : Nordwald was endorsed by The Galactic Federation of Nouvel Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
- : Following new legislation in Nordwald, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Nordwald was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sechiole.
- : Nordwald was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Nordwald was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Nationeer.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 81 » The New Oceanic States, Neptunian Military Administration, Republiqueducroissant, Francois Isidore, Petronellania, Ethnon, Bodhisva, Laurendon, Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Shibutani, Kwaj, Corfad, Yaorozu, Germanic Cat, Bedsonya, New Atlantico, Zelenaya Dolina, Marlducro, PlanetMercury, New Lakemba, United Kahndaq, Arostica, Varisland, Dreadton, United Orange Valley States, Russila, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Kainin, North Bratislava, Castle In Confidence, PwRepublic, Laforeia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Aerilia, IC-Water, Davidianian, Rex Republic, Aoncarpa, Bagojo, CyberEgypt, Pribaltic Union, PotatoFarmers, Dillimore, Suvarnavarta, Jenha, Eralan, Armonker, Zandos, Arucaria, and 31 others.Ereena, Omnistria, Zerentopia, Ishtimbine, Notyoutopia, Oannia, Halsoni, Former English Colony, Tragesch Firwat, Esperonia, Chipoli, Simone Republic, Darkanistan, Deliber, Stal Valley, Wolffoxia, South Parter, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bhadeshistan, Siwale, Northern Zorbrasnka, Texaska, Mystiquelle, Hikki, Kranostav, Atrito, Juba, Nationeer, Sechiole, Nouvel Empire, and Gragadoia.