The Commonwealth of Nord-Norden is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.591 billion Nordians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andenes. The average income tax rate is 12.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,972 trillion crowns a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 168,977 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Nordian military, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nord-Norden's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nord-Norden is ranked 274,739^th in the world and 5^th in Auralia for Safest, scoring 6.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.