The Left-Wing People's Republic of Nohol is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by CDU Louis-Philippe Francois with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.182 billion Noholians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Industry, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frederic-des-Peuples. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noholian economy, worth 590 trillion Franc Populaires a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,441 Franc Populaires, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Nohol is often a lifetime appointment, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nohol's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Nohol is ranked 224,642^nd in the world and 85^th in Hive for Most Patriotic, with 3.5 flags saluted per person per day.