The Republic of Ninjak30 is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ninja with a fair hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.63 billion Ninjakians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertalia. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ninjakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,795 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,962 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Ninjakian satellites can detect it, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ninjak30's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flying Spagetthi Monster.

Ninjak30 is ranked 26,935^th in the world and 1,033^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.